måndag 7 januari 2013

And toad tripping dogs are just the beginning. 
Everywhere scientists have looked, they have found animals who love to party
 Bees stoned on orchid nectar
goats gobbling magic mushrooms, 
birds chomping marijuana seeds,
 rats on opium,
 also mice, lizards, flies, spiders and cockroaches 
on opium, 
elephants drunk on anything they can find, 
usually fermented fruit in a bog hole, 
but they're known to raid breweries in India as well
felines crazy for cat-nip, 
cows loco for loco grass,
 moths preferring the incredibly hallucinogenic datura flower,
 mandrills taking the even stronger iboga root.