måndag 7 oktober 2013



Making It
Count





17 kommentarer:

Anonym sa...

And she calls from the doorway, "Stolen water is sweet, so lets drink it in the darkness"
If you know what I mean...

Anonym sa...

..apologies isn't for me.

Anonym sa...

I talked to God on the phone. I pointed to him. I am not alone. There is more to this I know, more than living on love in a serious way.

much love

Anonym sa...

..more than wasting words on lower cases and capitalS

Anonym sa...

I am getting so cold, I haven't went this hard since I was 18. What the fuck is up with these new niggahs? I slipped him a little science and he went back to his cup. Apologize? If I say anything. I don't mean..

Anonym sa...

..the sea is radio active! He said, "No it isn't you stupid motherfuck, who gives two shits if it glows in the dark".

"You wanna know something," She said.

"Know hoe. I fucking don't, he replied"

"Nigga please," she spurted.

"I said bitch I fucking--"

"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR TWO SECONDS AND LISTEN TO ME" She yelled!

"Bitch," he said.

"I'm always listening." They said in unison.

"The bright light leads to the fire" She said.

"Wow! You are so mysterious" He said sarcasticly.

"Uno."

"I hate that."

Anonym sa...

"I only have two minutes until I have two, well you know." She said.

"Well than lets make it count" He said.

"Bitch I'm wasting to much time on these stupid games, not to mention I let you win whenever you win anyway."

"Didn't I say uno you retard?"

Anonym sa...

"Stop playing those dumb videogames. Just think how high you are?"

"Huh?" He said.

"I just time travelled."

"Well that is nothing," she said, "I can travel around the world in less than a second. And I said uno!"

"Shut the fuck up hoe I'm almost on the next level," He said with a smile.

Anonym sa...

"Where the fuck are those dolphins coming from", she yelled down the hall.

"I just fucked a dolphin. I read a book about that, too almost. Who knows? Maybe next year I will"

"Where did you get those poptarts from" She said as she entered the room.

"I dunno, but don't they smell good" He screamed as food went in her face.

"I'm not mad at you anymore she said, and I'm not dead either. I am actually very living and well, fuck it I don't know why.." She trailed off.

"Do you want to go hiking?" He asked intuitively.

"Sure, you know us Swedes love our hiking" She said though a smile.

Anonym sa...

"Owie, why u say so loud??" He asked.

"There is no such thing as 80 cows in vi"

"Oh my God.." She said.

Anonym sa...

ITS A FUCKING CAPITAL V

Anonym sa...

..she screamed. "ELEVEN YOU DON'T DESERVE SHIT".

"I can do anything, and I know, I can, I will, anything will fullfill my dreams" He said though his bloodshot eyes.

"Why are your eyes so bloodshot," she said.

"I don't give a fuck anymore" He said.

"Get the fuck off the bass guitar bitch I wanna click and drag."

"Fine." she said, just fucking kill me now.

Anonym sa...

"Sorry, its too hard to do that, Lord. Why?" He asked.

"I will never think of why." She said.

"Do you want me to tell you a story when I was a child?"

"Nah bitch not know, I'm trying to click and drag". He scoffed.

Anonym sa...

"Actually, you are funnier than I thought." She admitted.

"Do you know what song that is just there?" He asked seriously.

I don't know.

"I just keeps me neighing and I know it keeps me alive" She said.

"Oh I know now, it was Salem you dumbo. You know, I can press two keys two" He said jokingly, but with a serious face.

Anonym sa...

What? The fuck? Are you listening too sky asked jokingly with her head in the clouds. e leave that stupid operating system. this one is so much easier and it can get to you too. you know what the say dont you he said.

no i dont

an a.. oh fuck it ur so stooped.

Anonym sa...

i ccan fill up ur head with whateve ri want.. then what r u gone? nah doe a deer a female deer. spell it killa ffffawn. blow joe she said. never. i m joe he said. sorry i knew u were blind. he said, interpreting joes voice. ima catch all ur dreams he screamed. she was like da fuck r u doin? im filling ur head bitch he said. 4 what she said. 4 science he said. oh ok.... so uhm. i cant do it its too hard he said. ill wait for you forever she smiled. oh now i get to play videogames too she laughed. u can do anything you want he told her. sorry i just farted he said. yellow 5 he said. oh fuck i had all green cards she said. i dont give a fuck he said. its not like the prez can hear ur throughouts. she mumbled. go go go ive been waiting forever he said. sorry i got sidetracked she said with a british accent. i put on my robe and wizrad hat he said. i dont get it she screamed. oh fuck you he said. fuck these notes she replied. i only got.. oh my god, 6?! another one ill never make it through in time je said. pop. oops i think my eye just broke another blood vessel he said. i wanna b blind 2. no u dont i need you she said. dont get soft on me he said to her. oh my gok so csnni hurry t f up. its pronounced turnstyles the nightmare and i stole my own i dentity. no no no no no. she screamed you cant do that. oh yeah he said, i forgot. he laughed whole heartedly. i can make a grown man lie he said. oh fuck its the bass. he smashed it. ur in big troublrr man she said. 1o1. ur the she. lol. oopssssiee. settle down he giggled squinting. nice old man eyes she said maybe i can get them sometime. yeah maybe but this is the cure now he said. no it isnt she stated. sorry i had dry mouth, and the doctors told me i was too dope and today is still opposite day. dance and dj she said. well wouldnt that bo too ez he saideyes.i cant do it without two hands this shit is so fucking hard and im running out of time oh oh he said get backt o playing uno he said. oh ok he shsaid. im trying to listen here for a second ok. smirk for me. she said. ok i will he replied. what are you trying to do feel my face? yeahs why not she said. i knew that forever. check out the droopy. elin elin. where are you. im going to find something here. she said. no bitch get out of my medals he said. besides i ended on second place, but i got more gold medals. whatever that means. its all you she said. fine i can find it myself for you he yelled. i know those eyes they are very good at opening doors she said. no she didnt she said. yes she did she said she said everything there just know. what? the fuck is that. oh its the bass. no it isnt she said its my hair its getting longer he said i wanna be young again he said.

Anonym sa...

do you really think your hair is better than mine she said. yeah i do. he said. its dope as fuck i can style it however i want. over here you stupid bitch. oh did that give it away. shut the fuck up and sit down please.. how the fuck does this scribbiing applles even work idk but it looks like i just won she said. oh fuck you ddidy. idk why she said youre going down next game he said. no im not she said im gonna win uno everytime. who the fuck is that oh my g od you snuck up on me with that sneaky eye. good good im so confused now. you tricked me jokingly she said. yeah so what i dont give a fuck he said. neither do it she said. yes you did. no i didnt. yes i did. no i didnt. yes i did. no you didnt. haha i got you. no you didnt yes you didn't. no you did. ha told ya. ur so sneaky how r u so sneaky i dont know but im going to fill this up. whos as the door she said i dont know but i dont get it. thats all i remember she said. damn fucking right bitch you cant see shit. oh fuck you im not answering it. can we get back on one track yet. no im going to save that for the lst line of my book she said. oh thats so stupid she said. yeah i know it is. lol. 100. 99. 98 87. 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 19 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 32 81 80 89 88 87 oh fuck. 1984. 70 69 68 67 66 65 64...... 83 82 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 321 a did29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 zerooo. im a robot bitch. i dont give a fuckif u r he said. what are you calling me a btich 4 he said? he laughed though a smile. i dont know but this is cheating he said yes it is cheating very much but how can we cheat if we do not cheat she asked with a serious face. i donut now he said. ok fine its that good huh. yeah bitch i remember where i put everything. no can you please pin me. ok fine im tried of all this stupid shit. its not stupid. im so hi. im not. even? high. imaging how high. oh no im im deep troubhe le said yes you are he said stupidly a r u cheating she yelled down the hall? no im not im going to find you soon enough. there it is im gonna come find you he said. now where are you. in the kitchen? yes i found you you were in the kitchen. oh my lord we made it. BITCH GET OFF THE DONUTS. oh fuck you ate all them again. god damn it what are you going to be an eye doctor or something. see i spelledd it goood. m i in trouble now... sit the fcuk skip. eno. now......... so l the rapper